byle:
my dad asked what i was doing so i said ‘ur mum’
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
happy:
sad:
angry:
if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
i’m confused too
This is what happens when I forget basic traits of canon characters.
rip
goodnight sweet heir
I hate when people disrespect teachers for no reason
Especially the really nice ones that pass you just for showing up
like really, are you that much of an asshole? They’re just trying to do their job
AHHAHAHJHDJS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING I NAMED HIM KEVIN
ANDJHNSJHAN AHH AND AND
LOOK
BABY KEVIN
BUT LOOK AT HIM HES GOT LIKE A HUGE SCAR RUNNING DOWN THE SIDE OF HIS FACE IT WAS LIKE
DAVE AND BRO WERE LIKE “LOOK HE’S BUG EYED LETS HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH A SWORD”
OHGODOOHHSJDJHhjd
you know it’s really not fair that dad didn’t get his own adventure so i think he deserves a session all his own
his name is jeff
I’m a woman of my word.
IT REALLY SAYS WHY THIS ON THE CAKE OMFG KAYLA I LVOE YOU
